He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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