Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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