Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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