You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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