Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So much rum. So many feels.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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