And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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