come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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