in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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