so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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