My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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