Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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