Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
what day is it and did you see me today?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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