i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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