How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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