Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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