My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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