It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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