This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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