She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize