So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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