quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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