Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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