I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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