Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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