You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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