She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
