You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys