I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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