I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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