what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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