Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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