Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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