the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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