Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...