im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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