wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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