yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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