u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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