It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Someone signed my nipple.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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