So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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