East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I CAN MOONWALK!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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