did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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