Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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