When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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