I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Alive.
So much puke
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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