If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize