I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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