you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I could fuck to npr.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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