Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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