He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Less talking, more tequila
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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