we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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