So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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