I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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