you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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