just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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